I absolutely love this. Thanks so much for posting it. I just had to share it, too.
From my old friend Phil (aka The Tasmanian Devil)
A Senior Trying To Set A Password
WINDOWS : Please enter your new password.
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER : 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER : 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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